Your Ad Here




_______________________ _______________________ _______________________ ________________________






I'd give you four bucks if you'd ________________________________________________________________

Throw a beer on that baby and then run away.

posted by kitchen at 7:24 PM > >

You like my skanklet? ________________________________________________________________

posted by kitchen at 10:32 PM > >


I rock the fry mullet.

posted by kitchen at 10:57 PM > >


posted by kitchen at 10:54 PM > >


posted by kitchen at 10:59 PM > >

You Get The Gas Face ________________________________________________________________

posted by kitchen at 10:49 PM > >

I didn't know Kermit got down like that ________________________________________________________________

posted by kitchen at 2:23 PM > >

Fucked-up Cereal ________________________________________________________________

Well-meaning rabbit, "Trix", kept in a perpetual state of malnutrition/subservience by dominant children. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" becomes the rallying cry for bullying little ingrate assholes everywhere.

Colonialist exploiter travels the globe in pursuit of native people to subjugate and natural resources (ie. "Crunchberries") to plunder.

Man with no known adult friends lures children into the forest for purpose of nutritional seduction. Cleverly promotes pederasty as "magically delicious".

posted by kitchen at 10:52 PM > >

The SoulGlo Guy Digs It ________________________________________________________________
Been spending a lot of time at this great site
  • BlogExplosion
  • You might want to sign up if you:
    a) Want more traffic for your blog, and
    b) Like looking at other people's blogs.

    You register your blog- for free!- and then for every blog that you visit, you earn credits. Then you can use the credits to direct traffic toward your blog. Or if you want you can use your credits to "rent" space on someone else's blog, like
  • The Plumbutt Chronicles
  • over there in the sidebar. You should check that shit out, it's good! So much funny stuff.

    Also, I've been reading some really great blogs over there. For real. I've stumbled upon some real gems I probably wouldn't have found otherwise. I'll be updating my link list as soon as I tear myself away from the Battle of the Blogs.
    That's a little BlogExplosion feature where I go to get MY ASS KICKED.
    Like I said, it's free, and you rack up a lot of visitors really quickly. Check it out.

    posted by kitchen at 7:35 PM > >


    from "Get Your War On" by David Rees

    posted by kitchen at 7:33 PM > >


    Mmm, just like Mom used to make.

    posted by kitchen at 7:06 PM > >

    Q: If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?

    A: You already are an animal.

    posted by kitchen at 11:34 AM > >


    House arrest, day one.

    posted by kitchen at 11:00 AM > >

    Bitch, no you didn't.

    posted by kitchen at 8:37 PM > >


    I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
    Pretty Young Thing
    You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
    Tender Lovin' Care
    And I'll Take You There

    posted by kitchen at 8:02 PM > >

    Super-Special Blog Of The Week ClickThru HotSpot!

  • And Not To Pull Your Halo Down
  • Barbie Martini
  • Black People Love Us!
  • Blush Reality
  • Casual Slack
  • CityRag
  • Crappy Celebrity
  • Crunk and Disorderly
  • Crush Chronicles
  • Exquisitely Bored in Nacogdoches
  • Farmer In The Deli
  • Fat Old Jewish Guy Who Lives In The Projects
  • The Fee Feasible Prophecies
  • Fermented Mare's Milk
  • FourFour
  • f*cked up $hit
  • The Geneva
  • Go Fug Yourself
  • The HarazQuack Times
  • HollaBack NYC
  • Is"is"is?
  • Jonze Starr Baby
  • Minijonb
  • My Blog Rules Your Ass!
  • Not Enough Purple
  • The Official Site of Grant Miller
  • Oh No They Didn't!
  • The People We Love To Hate
  • PopMuse
  • Rabbit + Crow Blog
  • Six's Babbling
  • The Skinny Website
  • So Much Trouble In The World
  • The Stiltwalker's Guide To Life
  • The Superficial
  • They Make It In China
  • The Toad's Topic
  • You Drunk As Hell
  • Zeus Exploits
  • Click Click Click

    Listed on BlogShares

    Why you bringin' up old stuff?

    February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006

    Powered By


    Awwww Yeah "The Trix bunny is on LSD."--
  • arnheim lieber
  • "That's hot!"--
  • Shirley
  • "Why did I smoke crack in Palm Springs?"--
  • Bill German
  • "...I feel used somehow"--
  • Pamela
  • "...this is insulting to clowns"--
  • knibilnats
  • "...I urge you to go and see drunkmunky for yourself, sir"--
  • Neal Romanek
  • "Sometimes I want to kick my granny in the face..."--
  • Ashley
  • "...that's sooooo stupid! I theink you are drunk."--
  • Hotmoma
  • "You liked dat shit..."--
  • Angela & Jen
  • "It's hard being a pre-op"--
  • jimbo big toe

  • Humor 
Blog Top Sites Who links to me?
    Terror Alert Level ClickThru.com Network! Varb For Me

    Powered by Blogger