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No one's paying attention to you ________________________________________________________________
So you can stop all your posing and shit.


posted by kitchen at 10:13 PM > >


Hey did that guy ever call you? ________________________________________________________________
Who?






Deez Nutz!



posted by kitchen at 1:18 PM > >


Lucky for me ________________________________________________________________








There wasn't a background check.

posted by kitchen at 10:29 PM > >


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What the hell did you call me a tweaker for? I don't do that shit.

posted by kitchen at 2:16 PM > >


She's going to steal all your pills when you die ________________________________________________________________

posted by kitchen at 12:31 PM > >


After work, your dad's going to go cruise for prostitutes ________________________________________________________________

In the minivan with the babyseat. Oh yes he is.

posted by kitchen at 9:50 AM > >


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She has a bunch of Jesus shit in her house.

posted by kitchen at 11:05 PM > >


Dick Cheney's In The Muthafuckin' Hizzy! ________________________________________________________________

Dude is straight gangsta. For real, though.

posted by kitchen at 1:02 PM > >


And then later on I'm going to go burn some CD's ________________________________________________________________


I don't pay for shit!

posted by kitchen at 11:21 PM > >


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Yeah, but it's part-time, dick!

posted by kitchen at 11:07 PM > >


Don't Nobody Go In The Bathroom For 35, 45 Minutes ________________________________________________________________
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posted by kitchen at 1:35 PM > >


It's about time someone told you ________________________________________________________________


Your kids are ugly.

posted by kitchen at 1:28 PM > >


You know what goes good with vodka? ________________________________________________________________











Ape piss! Yeah that's right.
I peed in your glass, yo.
I saw you drink it too! You're nasty.

posted by kitchen at 9:19 AM > >


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posted by kitchen at 2:00 AM > >


Please, God, Please ________________________________________________________________

Let me get enough money to have that fucker killed.

posted by kitchen at 10:14 PM > >


Please step outside the car, sir. ________________________________________________________________





Man, I shoulda just stayed in...

posted by kitchen at 5:02 PM > >


Hey man, you wanna go out tonight? ________________________________________________________________


Ok, but you know I quit drinking, right?











posted by kitchen at 4:37 PM > >


Mr. and Mrs. Badonkadonk ________________________________________________________________



My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!










posted by kitchen at 4:09 PM > >


Woo-Hah! ________________________________________________________________






Keeping 'em all in check!

posted by kitchen at 3:52 PM > >

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