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You like my skanklet?
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I rock the fry mullet.
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You Get The Gas Face
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I didn't know Kermit got down like that
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Fucked-up Cereal
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Colonialist exploiter travels the globe in pursuit of native people to subjugate and natural resources (ie. "Crunchberries") to plunder.
Man with no known adult friends lures children into the forest for purpose of nutritional seduction. Cleverly promotes pederasty as "magically delicious".
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The SoulGlo Guy Digs It
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Also, I've been reading some really great blogs over there. For real. I've stumbled upon some real gems I probably wouldn't have found otherwise. I'll be updating my link list as soon as I tear myself away from the Battle of the Blogs. That's a little BlogExplosion feature where I go to get MY ASS KICKED. Like I said, it's free, and you rack up a lot of visitors really quickly. Check it out.
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from "Get Your War On" by David Rees
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Mmm, just like Mom used to make.
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A: You already are an animal.
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